"Beer Run" - Todd Snider Standard Tuning Capo 2nd Fret G B-double E double R U-N beer run G D B-double E double R U-N beer run G all we need is a ten and five-er, C A car and key and a sober driver. G D G C G G C G G C G B-double E double R U-N beer run G A couple of frat guys from Abilene D drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen E at the K-PIG Swine and Soire Dance. C They wore baseball caps and khaki pants. G They wanted cigarettes, D so to save a little money G They bummed one off this hippie C That smelled kinda funny. G And next thing they knew they were D both pretty hungry and A D pretty thirsty too G B-double E double R U-N beer run G D B-double E double R U-N beer run G all we need is a ten and five-er, C A car and key and a sober driver. G D G C G G C G G C G B-double E double R U-N beer run G They found a store with a sign that said their beer was coldest. D So they sent in Brad 'cause he looked the oldest. E He got a case of beer and a candy bar, C walked over to where all the registers are G laid his fake I.D. on the D counter top. G The clerk looked, and turned to C look back up and stopped. G He said "Son, I ain't gonna call the D cops, but I'm gonna have to keep this card" A D the guys both took it pretty hard. G B-double E double R U-N beer run G D B-double E double R U-N beer ru-un G oh how happy we would be C had we only brought a better fake I.D. G D G C G G C G G C G B-double E double R U-N-beer run G They met another old hippie named Sleepy John, D claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl song. E So they gave him all their cash, he bought them some brews. C Was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz G They were feelin' so good it D Should of been a crime. G The crowd was cool, C and the band was prime. G They made it back up front to their seats D Just in time to they could sing with all their friends A "the road goes on forever and the D party never ends". G B-double E double R U-N beer run G D B-double E double R U-N beer run G all we need is a ten and five-er, C A car and key and a sober driver. G D G C G B-double E double R U-N beer run G D G C G G C G G C G B-double E double R U-N beer run